“You’re never gonna have it all figured out…”

When you drive your drunk friend home…

But they pass out in the car (it’s their birthday weekend and they’ve had so much alcohol…), and when you get to their apartment they aren’t waking up so you can get them to their couch…

So instead you take your blanket from the backseat, cover them up, lay the seat back, and just wait. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I wish I had food. I also wish I could just go home, I want to be comfy in my pajamas and in my bed. This is crap.

But I’m THAT friend. Imma take care of you.